Mahalo.

Hi. Cynthia. Socal. 20. freeyourmind.

losangelesallday:

sonder

(Source: danyes, via takemeforaslowride)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust, via takemeforaslowride)

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

(via takemeforaslowride)

jortsfan:

american horror story’s ratings are gonna drop this season bc nobody wants to fuck with clowns

(via takemeforaslowride)

comedycentral:

"Spreading democracy in the Middle East is so hard. Maybe we shouldn’t have done it Second Amendment first." -Jon Stewart

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

okay let me teach you little shits a lesson

this

is a moose

and this

is a fucking reindeer / caribou

moose can get to be up to 7 feet tall

reindeer rarely get taller than 5 1/2 feet

moose have big ass heads and big ass antlers and are just fucking big

reindeer are nerds with white beards that pull santa on his sled

Jared Padalecki is a moose

he is not  a reindeer

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

comedycentral:

Click here to watch The Daily Show’s coverage of the downed Malaysian airliner in Ukraine.