Mahalo.

Hi. Cynthia. Socal. 20. freeyourmind.

comedycentral:

"Spreading democracy in the Middle East is so hard. Maybe we shouldn’t have done it Second Amendment first." -Jon Stewart

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

okay let me teach you little shits a lesson

this

is a moose

and this

is a fucking reindeer / caribou

moose can get to be up to 7 feet tall

reindeer rarely get taller than 5 1/2 feet

moose have big ass heads and big ass antlers and are just fucking big

reindeer are nerds with white beards that pull santa on his sled

Jared Padalecki is a moose

he is not  a reindeer

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

comedycentral:

Click here to watch The Daily Show’s coverage of the downed Malaysian airliner in Ukraine.

“I want you to hold my hand while we go grocery shopping. I want you to play with my hair while we watch tv. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to sing my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me.”

—   (via jezra123)

This is bullshit I did this shit for 3yrs and got dumped for doing all of it so YEP

(via errrinvia)

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 Let the freak show begin! 

“Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them.”

—   Anonymous (via cutely-perverted)

(Source: stayy-for-tonight, via commentsonhergloriouscurls)

ideekanymore:

☯☉☯

dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

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